Patch pockets at the frontier of fakery

Apart from the most obvious pocket function, patch pocket is a strong decorative element, which you may use to accentuate or conceal certain aspects of the figure by attracting or distracting the gaze of the beholder.

Know your weapon

A patch pocket will attract attention to the part of the body it is placed on. So if you sew a patch onto your chest area, please do not complain that people are speaking to your boobs.

In a similar fashion, jeans patch pocket placement plays the most crucial role in eradication of a dreaded “long butt” syndrome often seen in “mum jeans” as described in detail on Grasp for Objectivity.

— long butt in full bloom

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